First Post and Oreo Cookies

allenwhite — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 01:04:00 +0000

So, I guess you must have found my blog and my first post and my feeble attempts at writing and my run on sentences. Well, I’ll get right on it. My name is Allen White and I live in Kentucky, I am a student of the high school variety but I find that a large percentage of my peers are immature by my standards. This implicates that I attempt to be as mature as possible, we’ll see. I was feeling kind of messed up today (hard to describe what I mean here just not feeling right: frustrated/depressed) and I decided to open a blog and write my thoughts.

One of these thoughts is occurring more and more frequently is the idea that Oreo brand cookies are “milk’s favorite”, I assure you that it is not. How does Nabisco know that their cookies are milk’s favorite, did they interview milk? If so, did they interview all the milk in the world? How about milk based products? Maybe milk enjoys Chips Ahoy or maybe Fig Newtons. Did Nabisco take this into account? No, that is why I am starting a campaign (like so many of my “culturally aware” young americans) against “milk’s favorite cookie”. Help me fight the lying menace, this least favorable of cookies.

This is not the end of my war on Oreo’s, be ready for updates.

Waking Up Asleep

First Post and Oreo Cookies